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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Oh...

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense be
something you wish... ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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A slow day at the Krusty Krab.

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Hey, Squidward, check this out.

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Two ordinary Krabby Patties,

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but when expertly tossed
with the skill of a champ

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they become...

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A one-way ticket to pain!

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Huh?

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Heave ho!

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What the devilfish
is going on out here?!

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Time is money,

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and if you boys is wasting time,
then you're wasting money.

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And that's just sick!

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But we were performing a ritual
to attract customers,

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and the only way it can work is
for us to get hurt... real bad.

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What stupid barnacle
told you that?

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Uh...

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Listen, instead
of killing yourselves,

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I've got something real
important for you to do for me.

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Now, are you men ready
for your super...

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"Super..."

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Special...

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"Special..."

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Secret...

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"Secret..."

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Assignment.

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Put us out of our misery.

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I gotta know, I gotta know,
I gotta know.

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The two of you are to paint
the inside of me house.

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Yay!

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But, let me give
you two a warning...

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This here paint
is absolutely permanent.

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It will never come off,

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so if I see even one drop
on anything but wall,

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I'll have your rear ends cut off
and mounted over me fireplace!

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So have fun with the job.

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Patrick.

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Yeah, SpongeBob.

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Mr. Krabs sure has a lot
of expensive treasures

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to drip paint on.

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Do you think we should take this
stuff off the walls?

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No way, SpongeBob.

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We're not getting paid
to move stuff.

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Patrick, we're not
getting paid at all.

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Well, that's what I said...

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We're not getting paid,
and that's final!

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Okay, we'll just paint
around all this stuff.

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Good, just don't pay me.

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First, we need to set out
the tarp.

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Tarp, ahoy!

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We're going to need
more coverage, Patrick.

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Now, that's what
I'm talking about.

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Well, I guess we should open

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these cans of permanent
paint now.

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That will never, ever come off.

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And if we get it on anything,

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Mr. Krabs will cut
our butts off...

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And mount them on the wall.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob, careful.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob!

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Careful, SpongeBob!

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Patrick, the lid's already off.

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Oh.

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Now it' my turn.

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I should do this one,
too, Patrick.

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Well, that was a rip-off.

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Okay, Patrick, let's get
our brushes ready.

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Uh, maybe we should start
with a smaller brush.

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All right, Patrick,
got to get started...

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painting this wall...

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with the permanent paint
that we can't get on anything...

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but the wall.

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Well, here we go.

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Just a few more seconds
of mental preparation

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and I'll be painting this wall.

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I'm getting to the painting.

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Can you move it along?

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I'm all out of time cards.

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No problem.

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Here I go.

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Yeah.

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Huh?!

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Barnacles!

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What could be worse
than a giant paint bubble?

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Oh, I know.

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Two giant paint bubbles.

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Patrick!

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Yeah, SpongeBob.

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I don't think it
can get much bigger.

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Nonsense!

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Pat, no!

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We did it.

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We painted the whole house,

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and without getting paint
on anything but...

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Flopping flotsam! What's that?

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We're dead, Patrick.

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Do you know what that is?

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Mmm, it's a dollar.

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I win!

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That's not just a dollar.

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It's Mr. Krabs's
first dollar,

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his most prized possession.

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And we got paint on it!

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I think you
are overreacting,
SpongeBob.

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I don't see any paint.

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Okay, this isn't a problem.

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Maybe I can just wipe it off.

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There, I think I got it.

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Oh, now I see it.

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This is not good, Patrick.

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This is not good.

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Mr. Krabs is going
to be home soon,

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and when he sees what we did
to his dollar...

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Wait, SpongeBob, all we got
to do is wash the paint off

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and Krabs will never know.

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But Mr. Krabs said...

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Forget what
Mr. Krabs said.

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Every paint comes off
with something.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Nothing's working!

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Wait, SpongeBob!

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We're not cavemen.

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We have technology.

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It didn't work.

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This is all Mr. Krabs' fault.

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If he hadn't hung that stupid
dollar in the first place...

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I mean, it's not like
it looks any different

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than a regular dollar.

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Why hang it?

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You could just stick any old
dollar bill up on the wall...

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No one would even
know the difference.

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You might as well just reach
into my wallet,

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pull out a dollar
and put it on the wall.

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Okay, Patrick,
take out your wallet.

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I don't see where
you're going with this.

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Hey, a dollar.

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Our butts are saved, Patrick.

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Now all we have to...

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Patrick, no!

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Patrick, no.

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Why did you put it...?

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Grab it, Pat, grab it.

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Hurry, hurry!

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Oh, Pat, no, no.

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Get it, Pat, get it,
get it, get it.

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Want a bite?

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Okay, okay, we still got time.

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Don't panic, SpongeBob,
panic is the enemy.

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You are strong.

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Through your strength
you shall overcome.

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You're on your own, pal.

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Hurry, Patrick, put the dollar
back on the wall.

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I got an idea.

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♪ La, la, la-la-la.

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What the...?

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We're all done.

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Everything looks great.

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Yeah, you don't
have to look around.

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We already did that for you.

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You both look like you got

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a dirty little secret.

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Ha, I'm kidding.

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Let's see how you did.

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Ooh, not bad, boys, not bad.

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A nice even coat,
high gloss, no bubbles.

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Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs.

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We'll just be going.

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Flipping fish parcels,
look what you did!

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Please don't cut off our butts.

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Oh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm so sorry.

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"Sorry?"

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You dusted all my knickknacks.

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That was really nice.

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Great Barrier Reef!

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What's this?

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That's not our fault.

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I don't want to be buttless.

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Oh, and I suppose
the floor molding

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just painted itself on its own.

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That's what I call
craftsmanship.

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Criminy jim jim!

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You messed up my dollar...

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rama.

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All the dolls in this dollarama

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were perfectly aligned.

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Mama.

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And you boys thought
I wouldn't notice.

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Oh, well, I guess no harm done.

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All right, boys,

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you're free to go.

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Ow! That's funny.

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I don't remember
a stack of paintings

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where me first dollar
used to be.

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In fact, I don't remember
this painting at all.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Hi, Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob, what are you doing?

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Oh, you know,
just hanging around.

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Boo!

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Get down onto the floor, boy.

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All right, now you're
just being silly.

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No, no, no!

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Mr. Krabs, no.

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Don't look.

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It's a trick.

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Did you two get paint
all over me first dollar?!

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We're so sorry,
Mr. Krabs.

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And then did you
draw on it with crayon?

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I thought, you know,
maybe he'd buy it.

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All right, boys!

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You know what I've got
to do now?

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You mean, our butts?

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Can I use mine one last time?

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There we go, good as new.

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But... but... but... but...

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Yeah, I lied.

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This paint actually
comes off with saliva.

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Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.

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You told us the paint
was permanent

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so me and Patrick
would be more careful

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and not get paint on anything.

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Nah, I just like
to mess with you.

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Oh, the old man's still got it.

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Aw, crud.

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I really got to learn to say it,
not spray it.

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Welcome aboard.

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If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say:

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You've recently been hired

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by The Krusty Krab Restaurant

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and this is your first official
day of training.

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Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

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Oh, no, you've got
a lot to learn

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before you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.

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As you can see by this graph...

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Graph.

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You are now employed

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by one of the most successful
restaurants in Bikini Bottom.

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But it didn't get that way
overnight...

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because the store closes
at 6:00.

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No, story of The Krusty Krab

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is a story of one man's hard
work, perseverance, vision,

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determination and sweat.

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But mostly his sweat.

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You may think
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs,

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owner and founder
of Krusty Krab Inc.,

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has always been the financial
wizard he is today.

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And you're right.

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After the war,

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Krabs stayed secluded in a deep
depression that seemed endless.

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But then his luck changed

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when he acquired a bankrupt
retirement home,

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and with a few minor
alterations,

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The Krusty Krab was born.

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Sounds like a lot of...

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Hoopla!

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Sounds like a lot...

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Hoopla!

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Sounds like a...

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Hoopla!

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Hoopla!

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Sounds like a lot of hoopla

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to make over
a little Krabby Patty, right?

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Wrong!

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To keep up with today's
demanding customers,

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no expense has been spared

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to acquire
all the latest achievements

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in fast-food technology.

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This here is an advanced
patty-control mechanism.

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Here you see our automated
money-handling system.

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Don't touch.

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These are high-quality

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beverage temperature devices.

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Imported.

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This here's a prototype
liquid transfer machine.

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And most importantly,

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you get your state-of-the-art

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condiment-dispersal units.

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You going to buy something?

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There's a standing fee.

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All of this modernization

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seems a little overwhelming
doesn't it?

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Well, luckily for you,

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Mr. Krabs' fear
of robot overlords

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keeps the balance of technology
in check.

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But if modernization
is the heart of The Krusty Krab,

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then employees
are the liver and gallbladder.

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Let's see
if you've got what it takes.

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Hmm... poised, confident,
and a smile that says,

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"Hello, world,
may I take your order?"

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You've got the makings of a
good employee, Mr. SquarePants.

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But for every good employee,
there's one who is not so good.

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Let's see...
inattentive, impatient,

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a glazed look in the eyes.

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Look carefully

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at the, "I Really Wish I Weren't
Here Right Now" button.

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There's a name
for employees like this,

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but we'll call him Squidward.

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I'm getting paid overtime
for this, right, Mr. Krabs?

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Sorry, can't hear you!

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Does this mean I get to
make a Krabby Patty now?

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No, you can't
make a Krabby Patty

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without understanding
the phrase:

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"POOP"?

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Once you understand POOP,

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you'll understand your place
at The Krusty Krab.

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But what does POOP mean?

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It's actually
a carefully organized code.

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Watch closely.

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Ah... POOP!

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Looks like Mr. SquarePants
understands POOP.

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Here's a typical customer.

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I wonder what he wants.

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Well, if we just remember POOP,
we can figure it out.

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I'd like to order...

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Do you think
he's going to order:

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One patty, please.

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Ah, POOP, you never let us down!

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Now that you understand POOP,

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I bet you think you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.

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Krabby Patty!

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Ha-ha... not so fast,
Eager McBeaver.

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We haven't even talked about:

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Every employee
of The Krusty Krab

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must comply with a strict set
of personal hygiene guidelines.

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Okay, Mr. SquarePants,

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are you ready to prepare
for your shift?

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A good employee always
scrubs his hands thoroughly.

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Be sure to get under
those fingernails.

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And don't forget
about the knuckles.

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And make sure those palms
are squeaky clean.

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All right,
let's see those hands.

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Now, that's thorough!

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After making sure
your feet are polished,

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your face is clear
of any blemishes or boils,

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and your hair is neat and tidy,

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you are ready to start the day.

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Now let's see how Squidward
prepares for his shift.

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Huh?

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Remember, no employee
wants to be a Squidward.

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Now that you're clean
and hygienic,

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I'll bet you think you're ready
to make that Krabby Patty.

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I'm ready!

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I'm ready!

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I'm ready!

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I'm ready!

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Whoa, there.

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We still have a few more topics
to cover first.

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It's important to keep your area
tidy and free of droppings.

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But a clean workstation
is only part of the job.

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To make the vision in your head
a reality, you'll need supplies,

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and a good employee always keeps
his supplies well-organized.

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Very nice, Mr. SquarePants,
not a pickle out of place.

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Now let's see how Squidward
keeps his workstation.

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Oh!

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Don't worry, Squidward,

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Mr. SquarePants
can cover for you.

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Now that your workstation is up
and running, perhaps you think

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you're ready to make
the world-famous Krabby Patty.

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Calm down.

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There's plenty of time left.

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We have to make sure
you're ready

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for the psychological aspect
of the job...

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Mr. Krabs, can I
have a raise?

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No.

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Good job, Mr. SquarePants!

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Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

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And now we move
from behind the scenes

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to the front lines,
where we'll examine

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the most important aspect
of the industry: the customer.

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Or, as we like to say,
the "Krustomer."

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Who said that?

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Are you a ghost?

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Like precious,
precious blood in an animal,

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customers are what keeps The
Krusty Krab strong and alive.

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Squidward, your ceiling
is talking to me!

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Are you going to order something

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or just make friends
with the paneling?

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Uh... I'll have an uh...

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Uh... uh... uh... ah...

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What's that?

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Patrick, go be stupid
somewhere else.

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Ah-ah-ah, Squidward,
remember what Mr. Krabs says.

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The ceiling is right, Squidward,

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you're not a very good employee.

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Fine.

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May I please take your order?

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I'll have, uh...

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Ah...

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We'll check in
with these two later.

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Right now, it's important
that we discuss an:

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Like the lost gold of Atlantis,

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many consider their Krabby Patty
to be a treasure.

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And as with every treasure,

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there's a thief
ready to steal it.

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So it's up to you
to be the watchful eyes of...

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00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,862
What's this?

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00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:22,586
It's Mr. Krabs'
business rival, Plankton.

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Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!

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00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,448
Your secret formula
is finally mine!

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00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,413
He's stealing the formula!

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00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:34,034
What are you going to do,
Mr. SquarePants?

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00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,413
You'll never catch me, Krabs,

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not when I shift into
maximum overdrive!

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Hi-ya!

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00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:54,172
I knew I should've
gotten the turbo.

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Hear me, Krabs!

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00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:01,275
You'll take this
Krabby Patty from me

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when you pry it
from my cold, dead...

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And so another emergency
is avoided,

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thanks to Mr. SquarePants.

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00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,103
Let's check in
on Squidward again.

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00:21:17,206 --> 00:21:18,206
Uh...

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00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:21,137
Psst, Squidward.

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00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:21,931
Huh?

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00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,000
Just remember:

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00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:26,793
Patrick, if I could
make a suggestion,

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00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:29,241
why don't you just
order a Krabby Patty?

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00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:32,137
Great idea, Squidward.

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00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,413
One Krabby Patty, please.

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00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:37,620
Is that for here or to go?

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00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:39,034
Uh...

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00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,758
Hang in there, Squidward,
it's all part of the job.

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Now that we've covered
all the basics of your training,

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it's time for the moment
you've been waiting for.

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Preparing the Krabby Patty!

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At the center of every great
dynasty is the crown jewel,

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which keeps it alive
and thriving.

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For The Krusty Krab,
this is the Krabby Patty.

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And now you, the humble employee
off the street,

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the all-too-necessary
human resource

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that keeps this business afloat,

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will learn the sacred
and dark secrets

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of how to prepare,
with your very own hands...

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The sumptuous, lip-moistening,

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00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:55,344
spine-tingling, heart-stopping
pleasure center

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00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:58,241
that is a Krabby Patty.

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00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,482
Are you ready?

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00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:02,586
Are you sure?

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Okay, the secret formula...

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